Utilitarianism or Praise Allah and Get Me a Coke!
(samples by Marv Wolfman, Abu Masab al-Zarqawi, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Rick Young, and Amanda Ripley)
utilitarianism (yoo-til' i-tare-a-niz'em) n. The philosophical doctrine that considers utility as the criterion of action and useful as good or worthwhile, esp. the doctrine that all moral, social, or political action should be directed toward achieving the greatest good for the greatest number of people.
Nation of Islam- Let us clarify and talk to you about the nature of the battle and the reality of deceit and the unknowns of the conflict.
America came with its war ships and fools and landed in the land and with all its might came to the Muslims for the following reasons:
They remain active in injecting the nation with a slow death. What is amazing is that they slam the Muslims and praise the infidels. One of them criticized the Mujahid Shaykh Usama Bin Laden. He accuses him of being made by the Americans and he continues on to praise The Imam of the infidels (Al-Sistani), he describes him as a Muslim scholar!
Muslim Nation, you know that America does not wish us well. Your screaming and warnings against the Mujahidin's plan does not protect the blood and the interest of the Muslims. They are scared of the Mujahidin plan of getting rid of the masks of deceit and uncovering the truth about the battles. They know that the Sunni are brave heroes and lions. They have risen from their sleep and have gone to battle to fight the Americans, Jews, and collaborators. The world will not be able to stop them. They warn against religious war. They continue to lie!!!!!
We will never leave you alone, you snakes, until you stay away from our mosques. Stop killing the Sunni people and stop supporting the enemies; the crusaders and the Jews.
Get your swords ready and burn the ground under the feet of the occupiers. The war has started and its fire is burning. Kill the Americans and Shi'ah and the collaborators.
We will stay like sweet water and a cool breeze and the light that guides people.
Is it the Russian bracelet that fascinates you?
She was about nineteen, slender and supple, with a spoiled alluring mouth and quick gray eyes full of radiant curiosity.
The second half-lemon was well-nigh pulpness and golden collar had grown astonishing in width, when suddenly the drowsy silence which enveloped the yacht was broken by the sound of heavy footsteps and an elderly man topped with the orderly gray hair and clad in a white-flannel suit appeared at the head of the companionway.
Smack! The Revolt of the Angels sailed through the air, missed its target by the length of a short nose, and bumped cheerfully down the companionway.
In 49 BC, Caesar ordered his troops to cross the Rubicon River.
The U.S. faces an expected $130 billion trade deficit with China this year.
Are you scared to admit its your liver, Brad?
In 1996, the independent counsel obtained the first Whitewater convictions of its four year investigation.
On the night of Nov. 9, he was walking home from evening prayers through this working-class suburb of Athens with five friends.
43 million married couples and single parents in America benefit from the increase in the child tax credit from $500 to $1,000.
Paris Hilton.
The world's first close-up photographs of Mars' moons were taken by Mariner 9 during its 1971 over flight.
Into the void once again, dear brother.
A savage itinerary of blank persuasion, filled to the brim with ashes of mistrust and poignant schemes. Distrust. Distrust. Distrust. Distrust. Distrust.
Yes, sir, thank you, sir, may I have another?
They are fingering the pie grandma made instead of eating it.
You are guilty of crimes against your fellow man.
If you believe in the law like you say you do, you'll let me take Scarapelli to trial.
R2-D2 and the Dark Farie are the perfect combination.
Dr. Kevin Matthews of Mercy Hospital has taken to the podium.
Robin, you're our leader and we care for you.
No, and frankly, I couldn't care less.
Unhhh...the fire must've thrown me...I didn't see that spear comin' until it was almost too late...
There's a satisfying feeling of power in knowing that I can kill anyone I choose and never be stopped.
Wonder Girl, I'm afraid I can't let you hurt Bazooka.
Raven, if Trison frees himself because you--
You must listen. Anthony Scarapelli intends to destroy you all.
Skinny-dip with Nazis every chance you get.
The square root of EGCC.
Worm weed is best.
My back hurts. My head hurts. My teeth hurt. And I'm just pissed off.
And now...introducing...the Baghdad Blast!
Burglarizing star pumpkins but don't unscrew the cork.
Jack Prescott needs cosmetic surgery.
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He looked at her with intent not wavering. He wanted to fuck her. Penetrate deep inside her.
Avoid the cameras in the bathroom, listen to Alice in Chains, and set up at least one interview. That's my advice to you.
Jealousy does not become you, old Caesar. You want more intensity less nothing. She looks of dreams most never dream. All beauty, passion, I long for her even as she sits merely four feet from me. So much style, she shrugs with a perfection I wish I could see forever. Moment after moment, I ache to live eternally.
Adaptive. Zelig.
Itu. Maybe Somalian. A shortened name. You couldn't pronounce it.
Rommel absenteeism leads and Normandy threatens to invigorate Bosnia. That American burd loves Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla and in nearby USA, there's 20 Days ‘til the election. Republican and Democratic strategists hold tight to the ears of the elephants and donkeys. Fair and balanced dancers like trump cards mourn the Iraqi dead--1.2K and growing. Screw that contrived flip-flopping liberal Senator and the donkey he rode in on. Let the remarkable bitterness swell into the first 100 days--you have nothing to fear. That's $200,000 a year, blokemeister. Might I add that your new wife is very attractive. Oh, you believe you won the debate despite the Yankees/Red Sox game. Pop stars are the new bread and butter BECAUSE FREEDOM CAN'T PROTECT ITSELF. This gets rid of toe fungus.
Just in, Hewlitt-Packard's earnings 3 cents up from opening.
In the '70's it was a bad time to be an eagle, all thanks to coal energy. Did you know that in America you can get your Medicare medicine delivered to you? Oh mourn the children of Beslan.
Afterthought about humanity. Maybe it would've been better to give than to take.
On second thought, I'd do it all again. All that nature of the beast shit.
utilitarianism (yoo-til' i-tare-a-niz'em) n. The philosophical doctrine that considers utility as the criterion of action and useful as good or worthwhile, esp. the doctrine that all moral, social, or political action should be directed toward achieving the greatest good for the greatest number of people.
Nation of Islam- Let us clarify and talk to you about the nature of the battle and the reality of deceit and the unknowns of the conflict.
America came with its war ships and fools and landed in the land and with all its might came to the Muslims for the following reasons:
They remain active in injecting the nation with a slow death. What is amazing is that they slam the Muslims and praise the infidels. One of them criticized the Mujahid Shaykh Usama Bin Laden. He accuses him of being made by the Americans and he continues on to praise The Imam of the infidels (Al-Sistani), he describes him as a Muslim scholar!
Muslim Nation, you know that America does not wish us well. Your screaming and warnings against the Mujahidin's plan does not protect the blood and the interest of the Muslims. They are scared of the Mujahidin plan of getting rid of the masks of deceit and uncovering the truth about the battles. They know that the Sunni are brave heroes and lions. They have risen from their sleep and have gone to battle to fight the Americans, Jews, and collaborators. The world will not be able to stop them. They warn against religious war. They continue to lie!!!!!
We will never leave you alone, you snakes, until you stay away from our mosques. Stop killing the Sunni people and stop supporting the enemies; the crusaders and the Jews.
Get your swords ready and burn the ground under the feet of the occupiers. The war has started and its fire is burning. Kill the Americans and Shi'ah and the collaborators.
We will stay like sweet water and a cool breeze and the light that guides people.
Is it the Russian bracelet that fascinates you?
She was about nineteen, slender and supple, with a spoiled alluring mouth and quick gray eyes full of radiant curiosity.
The second half-lemon was well-nigh pulpness and golden collar had grown astonishing in width, when suddenly the drowsy silence which enveloped the yacht was broken by the sound of heavy footsteps and an elderly man topped with the orderly gray hair and clad in a white-flannel suit appeared at the head of the companionway.
Smack! The Revolt of the Angels sailed through the air, missed its target by the length of a short nose, and bumped cheerfully down the companionway.
In 49 BC, Caesar ordered his troops to cross the Rubicon River.
The U.S. faces an expected $130 billion trade deficit with China this year.
Are you scared to admit its your liver, Brad?
In 1996, the independent counsel obtained the first Whitewater convictions of its four year investigation.
On the night of Nov. 9, he was walking home from evening prayers through this working-class suburb of Athens with five friends.
43 million married couples and single parents in America benefit from the increase in the child tax credit from $500 to $1,000.
Paris Hilton.
The world's first close-up photographs of Mars' moons were taken by Mariner 9 during its 1971 over flight.
Into the void once again, dear brother.
A savage itinerary of blank persuasion, filled to the brim with ashes of mistrust and poignant schemes. Distrust. Distrust. Distrust. Distrust. Distrust.
Yes, sir, thank you, sir, may I have another?
They are fingering the pie grandma made instead of eating it.
You are guilty of crimes against your fellow man.
If you believe in the law like you say you do, you'll let me take Scarapelli to trial.
R2-D2 and the Dark Farie are the perfect combination.
Dr. Kevin Matthews of Mercy Hospital has taken to the podium.
Robin, you're our leader and we care for you.
No, and frankly, I couldn't care less.
Unhhh...the fire must've thrown me...I didn't see that spear comin' until it was almost too late...
There's a satisfying feeling of power in knowing that I can kill anyone I choose and never be stopped.
Wonder Girl, I'm afraid I can't let you hurt Bazooka.
Raven, if Trison frees himself because you--
You must listen. Anthony Scarapelli intends to destroy you all.
Skinny-dip with Nazis every chance you get.
The square root of EGCC.
Worm weed is best.
My back hurts. My head hurts. My teeth hurt. And I'm just pissed off.
And now...introducing...the Baghdad Blast!
Burglarizing star pumpkins but don't unscrew the cork.
Jack Prescott needs cosmetic surgery.
Jibjab.com. 14 Day Free Trial Offer.
He looked at her with intent not wavering. He wanted to fuck her. Penetrate deep inside her.
Avoid the cameras in the bathroom, listen to Alice in Chains, and set up at least one interview. That's my advice to you.
Jealousy does not become you, old Caesar. You want more intensity less nothing. She looks of dreams most never dream. All beauty, passion, I long for her even as she sits merely four feet from me. So much style, she shrugs with a perfection I wish I could see forever. Moment after moment, I ache to live eternally.
Adaptive. Zelig.
Itu. Maybe Somalian. A shortened name. You couldn't pronounce it.
Rommel absenteeism leads and Normandy threatens to invigorate Bosnia. That American burd loves Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla and in nearby USA, there's 20 Days ‘til the election. Republican and Democratic strategists hold tight to the ears of the elephants and donkeys. Fair and balanced dancers like trump cards mourn the Iraqi dead--1.2K and growing. Screw that contrived flip-flopping liberal Senator and the donkey he rode in on. Let the remarkable bitterness swell into the first 100 days--you have nothing to fear. That's $200,000 a year, blokemeister. Might I add that your new wife is very attractive. Oh, you believe you won the debate despite the Yankees/Red Sox game. Pop stars are the new bread and butter BECAUSE FREEDOM CAN'T PROTECT ITSELF. This gets rid of toe fungus.
Just in, Hewlitt-Packard's earnings 3 cents up from opening.
In the '70's it was a bad time to be an eagle, all thanks to coal energy. Did you know that in America you can get your Medicare medicine delivered to you? Oh mourn the children of Beslan.
Afterthought about humanity. Maybe it would've been better to give than to take.
On second thought, I'd do it all again. All that nature of the beast shit.
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