Fortunate Son:

The story of how

John Fogerty was sued

for copying his own song.

1995 Rancid.

Tweak out on the drugs and worship Satan if you know what's good for you.

2006 Arctic Monkeys.

Whatever floats your larger sized ass.

1997 Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

It's so scary the obtuse reality of nothingness that envelopes the less fortunate.

1956 Elvis.

McDonald's french fries are nothing without their transfat. And we all love transfat.

1979 Blondie.

Is it wrong to feel like dancing when you hear Debbie Harry?

1995 The Presidents of the United States of America.

A Georgia Peach is worth a her weight in platinum and a comparable amount of palladium on the precious metals indexes.

1987 Prince.

Tom and His Jones got nothin' on this bastard's kiss. But The Man doesn't need my support or anybody else's. He just wants your extra time and your kiss.

1952 Billie Holiday.

The Hippy Hippy Shake.

1998 Underworld.

We live in a postmodern world of downloading, mass construction, precision warfare and big brother self control. Lovely isn't it?

2001 Ani DiFranco.

Makes me want to fix things and open jars and lift weights and other guy shit.

1967 The Doors.

Rebellion has never had such a meaning as the man named Jim Morrison. Some day the people of Mars will mention his name with a quieting whisper like he was some kind of legend. I'll keep telling myself that.

2005 Konye West.

Never before has such a sight been laid upon the visual cortex as the mindfuck of this. Drink Miller.

1992 Alice in Chains.

That monkey is staring at me. Fucker.

1966 The Who.

My Generation will never be and has never been again before nor after either ever again or once more.

1996 Oasis.

Ripoff. Hack. Liar. Player. Pretender. Poser. Amazing. Music. Badass. Hardcore.

1994 Green Day.

Sweet lookin' rice crispy treat if you ask me. Especially from behind.

Never Mind My Blog Here's

1977 The Sex Pistols.

Fuck them.

2004 Jay-Z.

There's nothing worth workin' for anyway.

2003 Flaming Lips.

Can't quite get the rhythm right, is it 5/4 time or 3/5 time. No one will tell me.

2002 The White Stipes.

I'm thinkin' about my doorbell when you gonnas pay for it?

1976 Queen.

So much for burning out.

1989 Skid Row.

All hail Sebastian Bach.